SKCAUB 0 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 11. How old you have to be when you commit to Auburn to insure you'll still have a spot on the team. 10. The amount of days in a row that we've been getting Nico Johnson. 9. The minimum number of teeth a goat must have in order for an Auburn mom to deem it "good enough" for her boy. 8. 8 out of 3,000,000 are the chances that an Auburn fan has enough creativity to not use the word "streak" tomorrow. 7. The amount of times I will empty the clip into my head if we lose to Louisiana Monroe again this year. 6.The number of copies of Cabela's annual Duck Hunters magazine that sold when Tommy Tuberville was on the cover. 5. The average height of an Auburn Wide Receiver. 5 feet 4. The amount of stars Auburn's 2009 recruits have... combined. 3. The amount of hours it takes to get back to Auburn from Tuscaloosa while thinking about all the witty "7 year streak" jokes you won't get to use. 3...the number of Bamar's who ACTUALLY believe that remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURainman 6 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3...the number of points it will take to outscore our opponents this year. Shutouts all around!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger4life 3 Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 3: The number of Heismans that Julio Jones will win this year alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin5 20 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3...the number of games i hope i can attend this year. (lsu, wvu, uga) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,892 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3,,,,,,,,,, The number of times over the past 40 years that I have met or heard a rational Bammer fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepman 0 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3... The total number of years Saban will be at Bama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN TIGER 2 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3....The number of TD's for Burns and Todd on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeduke 8 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3...Next to Bear, the other picture hanging on most bama fans' walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birmingham 0 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Wow. Is this now a smack talk post from Bammers? Didn't you just get back from never never land? You guys are on a ONE win streak against Colorado and here you are talking smack about the game you are at the moment the farthest from winning. Bright. Who-Lee-Oh for President! Isn't this supposed to be a "light hearted take your jabs at each other in fun" thread? Don't go and get offended, I haven't from anything ya'll have said. As a matter of fact I've laughed at a good few of the jabs at Bama. Lighten up, football is almost here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaReAgLe83 0 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3 In a perfect world, Oklahoma's BCS ranking in December of 2004. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1CopaceticTiger 0 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3............average number of years the head coach has stayed at Bama since the Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1CopaceticTiger 0 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3........number of top 5 teams Auburn will beat in 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,534 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 3 number of restraining orders against the father of most uat cheerleaders.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin5 20 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2.....the number of heismans our football program has won. Bo & Pat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,534 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2 The length of our winning streak over uat.....FIVE YEARS AGO....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Tiger 4,261 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2.---I can't decide. It's either the minimum number of bama players allowed in a huddle or the 2nd time Saban lied about coming to bama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU Cav 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2. The number of points our conversion would be worth if we had the ball on the 1 yard line with 10 seconds to go leading Alabama 99-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUTiger1 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2. --- Number of functioning brain cells that a Bama fan has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birmingham 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 11. How old you have to be when you commit to Auburn to insure you'll still have a spot on the team. 10. The amount of days in a row that we've been getting Nico Johnson. 9. The minimum number of teeth a goat must have in order for an Auburn mom to deem it "good enough" for her boy. 8. 8 out of 3,000,000 are the chances that an Auburn fan has enough creativity to not use the word "streak" tomorrow. 7. The amount of times I will empty the clip into my head if we lose to Louisiana Monroe again this year. 6.The number of copies of Cabela's annual Duck Hunters magazine that sold when Tommy Tuberville was on the cover. 5. The average height of an Auburn Wide Receiver. 5 feet 4. The amount of stars Auburn's 2009 recruits have... combined. 3. The amount of hours it takes to get back to Auburn from Tuscaloosa while thinking about all the witty "7 year streak" jokes you won't get to use. 2. What do you tell an Auburn freshman with 2 black eyes? Nothing an Auburn senior hasn't already told him twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,892 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2 - "It's rolling! It's rolling!" Mike Price, University of Alabama coach (former) 2 - The number of times Kenny Stabler said, "Why didn't you call me Coach Price?" 2 - The number of times in his life Eli Gold passed up a buffet line. 2 - The number of times per week Brodie Croyle wakes up crying from a dream of yet another McClover sack. 2 - The number of sacks Gabe McKinze will get this week. Sorry, 2 is a good number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeduke 8 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Number 2 -- Indicative of Bama's play on the field, and the smell of the fans off the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerwalkin 2 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2....the number of bama players the police take to the station each time an arrest is made.....to save on gas I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowegl 4 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 2: The number of former bama players in jail for felony offenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger4life 3 Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 2: Alabama's rightful and current place in the state of Alabama football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUTiger1 0 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 2: Alabama's rightful and current place in the state of Alabama football Winner !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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