Cowboy Boots

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Cowboy Boots

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Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

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Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one

of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

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Even with her pulling and him pushing,

the little boots still didn't want to go on.

Finally, when the second boot was on,

she had worked up quite a sweat.

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She almost cried when the little boy said,

"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots

off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together

they worked to get the boots back on .

This time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

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She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,

"Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.

And, once again she struggled to help him

pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

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No sooner they got the boots off and he said,

"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

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Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had

left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

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Helping him into his coat, she asked,

"Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

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Her trial starts next month.

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[War Eagle 96 10]

Okay maybe I'll look stupid, but what trial?

[Tiger Al 0]

She kills the kid because of everything he made her go through to get the boots on which didn't fit because the mittens were stuffed inside them.

[bammanmr 0]

Okay maybe I'll look stupid, but what trial?

The trial that will be thrown out due to temporary insanity.