saniflush 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Keep this thread going. So far, my man vocabulary has expanded with: Sweater Meat The Beast with 2 backs Hit it like a caveman This is too good. Keep it going... You get major points if you can come back on here in the next day or two and 1) have used all those on your wife in about two sentences and 2) still be able to type after doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaGrad03 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just curious, do you guys think Maxim is really a good men's magazine? If they got LL thing so wrong, wouldnt they be getting other stuff just as bad wrong? I subscribe to maxim and it's still pretty good. Men's Health is much better in terms of articles/info/good health & nutrition tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger518 1 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Good for you. I only wish that I had been able to control myself while I was in College, but I am a weak man when it comes to sweater meat... and by sweater meat ...we all know you mean your right hand! Come on now Brian, you of all people should know by now that I am left handed. I know...I just always thought of you as a spice of life kind of guy...variety and all that....righty makes it feel different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmnstr 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just curious, do you guys think Maxim is really a good men's magazine? If they got LL thing so wrong, wouldnt they be getting other stuff just as bad wrong? I subscribe to maxim and it's still pretty good. Men's Health is much better in terms of articles/info/good health & nutrition tips. maxim is a magazine for typical douches, but at least it isn't chock full of half-naked dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaGrad03 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just curious, do you guys think Maxim is really a good men's magazine? If they got LL thing so wrong, wouldnt they be getting other stuff just as bad wrong? I subscribe to maxim and it's still pretty good. Men's Health is much better in terms of articles/info/good health & nutrition tips. maxim is a magazine for typical douches, but at least it isn't chock full of half-naked dudes. Can't exactly read Cosmo for a monthly Men's magazine now can I? Some of us actually read the articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,975 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just curious, do you guys think Maxim is really a good men's magazine? If they got LL thing so wrong, wouldnt they be getting other stuff just as bad wrong? I subscribe to maxim and it's still pretty good. Men's Health is much better in terms of articles/info/good health & nutrition tips. maxim is a magazine for typical douches, but at least it isn't chock full of half-naked dudes. Quit taking Men's Health. Every issue had 1 or more lame "better sex" articles that seemed to be written by a drunken internet nerd. If it is funny, has some soft pornish pics, and some real info and writers, I would read it. This Top 100 article in maxim look like just another drunken internet nerd writer to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
townhallsavoy 2 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just curious, do you guys think Maxim is really a good men's magazine? If they got LL thing so wrong, wouldnt they be getting other stuff just as bad wrong? I subscribe to maxim and it's still pretty good. Men's Health is much better in terms of articles/info/good health & nutrition tips. maxim is a magazine for typical douches, but at least it isn't chock full of half-naked dudes. Can't exactly read Cosmo for a monthly Men's magazine now can I? Some of us actually read the articles. That's what I used to tell people about my Playboys...but those had naked women in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterinbham 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Keep this thread going. So far, my man vocabulary has expanded with: Sweater Meat The Beast with 2 backs Hit it like a caveman This is too good. Keep it going... You get major points if you can come back on here in the next day or two and 1) have used all those on your wife in about two sentences and 2) still be able to type after doing so. It's part of my everyday conversation with Her Royal Hotness. After sixteen years of marriage, she's just used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 21,665 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 It's part of my everyday conversation with Her Royal Hotness. After sixteen years of marriage, she's just used to it. ...he typed as she looked on adoringly over his shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterinbham 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 It's part of my everyday conversation with Her Royal Hotness. After sixteen years of marriage, she's just used to it. ...he typed as she looked on adoringly over his shoulder. Damn. I wish. Nope, at this point it just rolls off her back. She just rolls her eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Mine is the same way. After almost 23 years, she has the eye-roll thing down pat. I have to admit that any romantic talk or sensitive conversation has long since gone out the window. All she has to do is say just about anything and I'm gonna' turn it into something sexual. Hey honey, I need to get my oil changed. I got a dipstick right here...why don't you let me check your oil? It doesn't even remotely phase her anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 All she has to do is say just about anything and I'm gonna' turn it into something sexual. Hey honey, I need to get my oil changed. I got a dipstick right here...why don't you let me check your oil? Geez, I thought I was the only one who did this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger518 1 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 All she has to do is say just about anything and I'm gonna' turn it into something sexual. Hey honey, I need to get my oil changed. I got a dipstick right here...why don't you let me check your oil? Geez, I thought I was the only one who did this? Not Hardly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 All she has to do is say just about anything and I'm gonna' turn it into something sexual. Hey honey, I need to get my oil changed. I got a dipstick right here...why don't you let me check your oil? Geez, I thought I was the only one who did this? Not Hardly OK then let me ask this of you married fellas. Did at one time your wife find it funny, cute, or the beginning to jumping in the sack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterinbham 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 All she has to do is say just about anything and I'm gonna' turn it into something sexual. Hey honey, I need to get my oil changed. I got a dipstick right here...why don't you let me check your oil? Geez, I thought I was the only one who did this? Not Hardly OK then let me ask this of you married fellas. Did at one time your wife find it funny, cute, or the beginning to jumping in the sack? Depends on her mood. Maybe I need a mistress. That way, she'd step up knowing there was some competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 All she has to do is say just about anything and I'm gonna' turn it into something sexual. Hey honey, I need to get my oil changed. I got a dipstick right here...why don't you let me check your oil? Geez, I thought I was the only one who did this? Not Hardly OK then let me ask this of you married fellas. Did at one time your wife find it funny, cute, or the beginning to jumping in the sack? Depends on her mood. Maybe I need a mistress. That way, she'd step up knowing there was some competition. I was asking a past tense question? Did she used to not roll her eyes may be the better way to ask it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 If LL is their #1, I am guessing Maxim defined "hot" as "slut". I used to read Maxim too. There was one article that I think should be required reading for every hetero man (that leaves a few of y'all out...) on how to make sure your significant female other had the most incredible, utterly glorious time when you are tending SOLELY to her needs, if you get my drift. It was clinically graphic, but extremely straightforward and detailed, and ABSOLUTELY FREAKING ON THE MONEY CORRECT. If more men studied that article, took the hints and instructions to heart, AND THEN APPLIED YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE, I guarantee there would not only be happier wives and girlfriends, but ones more willing to jump in the sack, since she would no longer have to give instructions and draw a diagram. Kind of takes the relaxation part out of it when you are barking orders like a drill sergeant. Plus, as everyone knows, giveth and ye shall also cheerfully receiveth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 We met in college and didn't need an excuse other than no one else was in the room. "Quick, she went to the bathroom....." I think at one time, it was kind of funny because it was the only thing on each of our minds. Now, we talk more about regularity and irregularity than sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,903 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 All she has to do is say just about anything and I'm gonna' turn it into something sexual. Hey honey, I need to get my oil changed. I got a dipstick right here...why don't you let me check your oil? Geez, I thought I was the only one who did this? Not Hardly OK then let me ask this of you married fellas. Did at one time your wife find it funny, cute, or the beginning to jumping in the sack? Depends on her mood. Maybe I need a mistress. That way, she'd step up knowing there was some competition. I was asking a past tense question? Did she used to not roll her eyes may be the better way to ask it? "My wife said she was in the mood for some kinky sex and asked me if I wanted some as well. I said hell yeah! She handcuffed me to the bed and went out for the night!" Rodney Dangerfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 If LL is their #1, I am guessing Maxim defined "hot" as "slut". I used to read Maxim too. There was one article that I think should be required reading for every hetero man (that leaves a few of y'all out...) on how to make sure your significant female other had the most incredible, utterly glorious time when you are tending SOLELY to her needs, if you get my drift. It was clinically graphic, but extremely straightforward and detailed, and ABSOLUTELY FREAKING ON THE MONEY CORRECT. If more men studied that article, took the hints and instructions to heart, AND THEN APPLIED YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE, I guarantee there would not only be happier wives and girlfriends, but ones more willing to jump in the sack, since she would no longer have to give instructions and draw a diagram. Kind of takes the relaxation part out of it when you are barking orders like a drill sergeant. Plus, as everyone knows, giveth and ye shall also cheerfully receiveth... Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmnstr 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 If LL is their #1, I am guessing Maxim defined "hot" as "slut". I used to read Maxim too. There was one article that I think should be required reading for every hetero man (that leaves a few of y'all out...) on how to make sure your significant female other had the most incredible, utterly glorious time when you are tending SOLELY to her needs, if you get my drift. It was clinically graphic, but extremely straightforward and detailed, and ABSOLUTELY FREAKING ON THE MONEY CORRECT. If more men studied that article, took the hints and instructions to heart, AND THEN APPLIED YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE, I guarantee there would not only be happier wives and girlfriends, but ones more willing to jump in the sack, since she would no longer have to give instructions and draw a diagram. Kind of takes the relaxation part out of it when you are barking orders like a drill sergeant. Plus, as everyone knows, giveth and ye shall also cheerfully receiveth... Link? agree, link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
townhallsavoy 2 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 If LL is their #1, I am guessing Maxim defined "hot" as "slut". I used to read Maxim too. There was one article that I think should be required reading for every hetero man (that leaves a few of y'all out...) on how to make sure your significant female other had the most incredible, utterly glorious time when you are tending SOLELY to her needs, if you get my drift. It was clinically graphic, but extremely straightforward and detailed, and ABSOLUTELY FREAKING ON THE MONEY CORRECT. If more men studied that article, took the hints and instructions to heart, AND THEN APPLIED YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE, I guarantee there would not only be happier wives and girlfriends, but ones more willing to jump in the sack, since she would no longer have to give instructions and draw a diagram. Kind of takes the relaxation part out of it when you are barking orders like a drill sergeant. Plus, as everyone knows, giveth and ye shall also cheerfully receiveth... Yeah yeah I think that's the article I helped write... yeah... I'm not sure if it's the same one, though...so...so um could you get me that link so I can check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger518 1 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 If LL is their #1, I am guessing Maxim defined "hot" as "slut". I used to read Maxim too. There was one article that I think should be required reading for every hetero man (that leaves a few of y'all out...) on how to make sure your significant female other had the most incredible, utterly glorious time when you are tending SOLELY to her needs, if you get my drift. It was clinically graphic, but extremely straightforward and detailed, and ABSOLUTELY FREAKING ON THE MONEY CORRECT. If more men studied that article, took the hints and instructions to heart, AND THEN APPLIED YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE, I guarantee there would not only be happier wives and girlfriends, but ones more willing to jump in the sack, since she would no longer have to give instructions and draw a diagram. Kind of takes the relaxation part out of it when you are barking orders like a drill sergeant. Plus, as everyone knows, giveth and ye shall also cheerfully receiveth... Link? figures youd be the first to ask for a link everyone knows you need help pleasing a woman or at least thats what your wife told me the other night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaGrad03 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Oh snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterinbham 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Why should I read the article? I wrote the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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