Tigermike 3,892 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 A little funny I received in an e-mail. I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" For my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?" No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." Then he looked at me and asked, "Then, why do you care?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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