Donald Fagan explains "Deacon Blues."

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Need uaters to respond.....Head about to EXPLODE....  

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So what you're saying is you want some whine with your "crackers"?

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Here it is Tim just about half past 11 pm central and still no response, seems some who have been touting this have be caught dead to rights with no way to spin this one.

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Man, I just keyboarded for sure.

You guys have made this a very funny post.

If PF was made of latex.....he'd be a competitively priced, anatomically correct, marital aid once illegal in the state of Alabama.

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Well the only way that a typical bammer can comprehend Steely Dan is to play it at ~half speed (78rpm-->33rpm)... Maybe at half speed, played backwards, the verse sounds like, "Bear Bryant is alive..."

[DKW 86 7,866]

I had to update:

This is the day (I super double dogg dare promise that the NCAA will be at Auburn very soon...With undercover spies, aliens, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and the X-men. Honest injun! Heard it from breitling... )

Of the expanding man (Eli Gold)

That shape is my shade (Andre Smith)

There where I used to stand (CMS standing by Bear's goal post)

It seems like only yesterday (Got 12?)

I gazed through the glass (Bill Curry watching the brick come flying into his office.)

At Ramblers (And old Fairlanes up on blocks in the trailer park)

Wild gamblers (Rumored Logan Young laundered money through Tunica Casinos)

Thats all in the past (Yeah, it's ALL IN THE PAST Mr. Johanningmeyer, honest...    )

You call 'us fools' (Nah, Turds works for me...)

You say its a crazy scheme (Milton Kirk, Lynn Lang, Logan Young, Albert Means, $150K)

This ones for real (the loss of Tyrone Prothro)

I already bought the dream (Logan Young paid $150k for a nightmare.)

So useless to ask me why (Why do Alabama's Dirt Road Fans wear so many Mullets?)

Throw a 'PUNCH' and say goodbye (Wimp's Secretary, Wimp's Wife)

Ill make it this time (Little Debbie made it for $360K)

Im ready to cross that fine line (Sherman Williams and his new business...)

Chorus:

Ill learn to work the saxophone

Ill play just 'like' I feel (The Alabama o-Line)

Drink scotch whisky all night long (Mike Price, Bear, Logan Young, David Palmer, Kenny Stabler, John Jacob Jingelheimer Smith, etc.)

And die behind the wheel (...Kenny Stabler, David Palmer, John Jacob Jingelheimer Smith, etc)

They got a name for the winners in the world (Vols, Tigers, Sooners, Bruins, etc)

I want a name when I lose (How about 'Stupid'=Mike Price losing a 10 year $10M deal over a skanky Joe Namath look-a-like stripper.)

They call alabama the crimson tide (cracker a-holes)

Call me deacon blues (Losers=NYT)

My back to the wall (Gene Marsh, Marie Robbins)

A victim of laughing chance (Phil Fulmer, Tommy Tuberville, The SEC, several mid major schools too)

This is for me (Tommy Gallion making mountains out of mole hills.)

The essence of true romance (Dr. Whitt) 

Sharing the things we know and love (The Million Dollar Boi Band)

With those of my kind (Did Lance Bass go to bama?)

Libations (Isn't that the name of Kenny Stabler's bar in Mobile?)

Sensations (Shane sez: "I tell you Paul, Tyler Watts will win him three Heismans...")

That stagger the mind (Every scandal they have had in the last 5 years or more)

I crawl like a viper (wsj, oscargrouch, breitling, on TI)

Through these suburban streets (Chris Keys, a true man of character...)

Make love to 'this woman'  (Little Debbie, most expensive piece of tail in T-town)

Languid and bittersweet (I hear Juwan had a blond haired, blue eyed cutie in his Escalade  )

Ill rise when the sun goes down

Cover every game in town (Ray Ray Hudson, Chris Keys, and maybe Herb 'sniff' Winches)

A world of my own (Shane from Centerpoint, Jim from Tuscaloosa)

Ill make it my home sweet home (Roll Tide Roll!, oops, this aint Skynyrd is it?)

Chorus

This is the night (TI Game thread from 2002 Iron Bowl)

Of the expanding the man (Jimmy Barnes, overweight qb...)

I take one last drag (Dr. Whitt again...)

As I approach the stand (PF lying his butt off in T-Town Courtroom about being "DUPED" )

I cried when I wrote this song (Rammer-jammer)

Sue me if I play too long (Rocky Top)

This brother is free (Simeon Castille was a twofer after they bought Tim Castille)

Ill be what I want to be (Tim Tebow)

Chorus

You call me a fool (Coach Kines for doing all the work while CMS cashes the checks)

You say its a crazy scheme (Running a wishbone in the 21st Century? )

This ones for real (The 2005 Iron Bowl)

I already bought the dream (Tommy Tuberville signs a $2.5M deal)

So useless to ask me why (Mike Dubose and 'Third and Dumb')

Throw a kiss and say goodbye (Juwan's gf at the jail house.)

Ill make it this time (Running back Mike Ford, third year academic casualty)

Im ready to cross that 'not so' fine line ('Eleven Sacks' Brodie Croyle)

Chorus:

Ill learn to work the 'bobo'phone (Pete Thamel and the NYT)

Ill play just "where" I feel (.....Tim Tebow)

Drink scotch whisky all night long (The Bama Offensive Line)

And die behind the 'line' ('Eleven Sacks' Brodie Croyle)

They got a name for the winners in the world (Ragin Cajuns, Black Knights, Huskies. etc)

I want a name when I lose (CMFS)

They call alabama the crimson tide (cracker a-holes)

Call me deacon blues (0-5 Alabama vs Auburn in Tuscaloosa )

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FREAKIN GREAT!

[Proud Tiger 4,261]

David that's a classic.

[DKW 86 7,866]

Bump, I had forgotten some of my best work...Thanks G2!