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	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more Donald Trump ****** around, and Donald Trump found out 34 criminal counts down, 54 criminal counts to go Jeff Tiedrich May 31     READ IN APP   in the end, it took a jury only ten hours to find Mother Teresa Donald Trump guilty of all 34 criminal counts. Upgrade to paid Lord Emperor **** Around is now going to find out all about New York State’s criminal justice system. of course, Donny is a Very Special Boy and is going to be spared a lot of the indignities that you or I would face as a newly-convicted criminal, but there are still a lot of lovely moments ahead for him. At the pre-sentence interview, a psychologist or social worker working for the probation department may also talk to Mr. Trump, during which time the defendant can “try to make a good impression and explain why he or she deserves a lighter punishment,” according to the New York State Unified Court System. oh please. a sit-down with a psychologist or social worker is a big bowl of never going to happen. but don’t you wish it would? social worker: “now Mr. Trump, let’s—” Trump: “so unfair. this was a rigged trial. I don’t even know what the charges—” social worker: [scribbles furiously into her notepad] The pre-sentencing report can also include submissions from the defense, and may describe whether “the defendant is in a counseling program or has a steady job.” is rage-posting on your crappy app at 3am a “steady job”? hey, let’s check in on Donny as he makes his first public appearance as a convicted felon. “this was a disgrace. this was a rigged trial by a conflicted judge who is corrupt. it’s a rigged trial. a disgrace. they wouldn’t give us a venue change. we were at five percent or six percent in this district, in this area. this was a rigged, disgraceful trial.” boo ******* hoo, Donny. here’s your tiny violin. as for the once-respected Todd Stoneface Blanche, standing there dutifully next to Trump, his MAGA clownification is complete. after the verdict, he went straight onto Fox News to join the chorus of belly-achers. “that’s who he is. he went into court each day and he sat there and he had questions and he helped us and he was committed to his defense, and he was fighting every single day. which is what he has done for the past eight years.” are you ******* kidding us, Todd? we have eyes and ears. we all read the reports of Lord Buttstench sleep-farting his way through the entire trial. do you think we don’t remember this? “Todd Blanche appeared to gently shake Trump awake, nudging his shoulder, as the six alternates filed out of the courtroom, and he was the only person still sitting down.” that was you, Todd, trying to rouse your narcoleptic client from his slumbers. but sure, go right ahead feed us some bull**** about how engaged Trump was. now tell us how Dear Leader would leave court every day and sink 18 consecutive holes-in-one at the nearest golf course, because guess what: you’re just another MAGA propagandist now. enjoy your new legacy — you built that. now let’s do a wellness check on the entire Republican Party and see how they’re coping. yeah, no. calm the **** down, you dipshits. the “biggest threat to democracy”? get back to us when Biden sends an armed mob to the Capitol to disrupt a vote count. here’s your tiny violin, RNC Research. I’m going to run out of tiny violins before this thing is through, aren’t I. professional fake hillbilly JD Vance took time out from attending a Hamptons wine tasting to zoom in to Jesse Watters’ show. “we have to be willing to fight back. we need to be subpoenaing Judge Merchan and his daughter.” oh, so we’re going to have spite prosecutions now? enjoy having Judge Merchan telling you to go **** yourself, JD — you have no jurisdiction over his court. and what’s this about going after the judge’s family? don’t nobody tell Ginni Thomas and Martha Alito that families are no longer off limits. hey JD, here’s your tiny violin, bro. you can play some hillbilly fiddle tunes on it. ladies and gentlemen, your Republican candidate for US Senate from the great state of Indiana. homeslice, you don’t even get a tiny violin. cry harder. here’s another member of the Great Unwashed who’s done his own research. sure thing, Ace. and then Dear Leader would be an immigrant. not the solution I think you’re looking for — but here, have a tiny violin. America’s Drunkest Judge was incoherent with rage. “I don’t want to hear about, you know, ‘the jury decided.’” yeah, **** the jury. that’s just the attitude you want to hear from a judge — even a fake, drunk TV judge. sorry, Jeanine, I just ran out of tiny violins. here, have a binky. now let’s enjoy the complete incandescent rage of MAGA as they melt all the way down outside the courthouse, and the guilty verdict was announced. of course it wasn’t all gloom and doom in America last night. some of us were enjoying ourselves. the email lady continues to live her best life. here’s how she opened her speech last night at the 23rd Annual Global Leadership Awards in Washington DC. “thank you. thank you so much. anything going on today?” even the Encyclopedia ******* Britannica joined the pile-on. oh, yes, they did. so did Wikipedia. David Frum totally ******* nails it here. “So many think-pieces written about how the Democratic convention should swap out older-than-ideal nominee Joe Biden; so few about how the Republican convention should swap out proven fraudster, rapist. and convicted felon Donald Trump.” Frum’s right. congratulations to the literally zero newspapers calling for Trump to step down. you’re all really covering yourselves with glory today. and congratulations to the zero Republicans denouncing Trump for being a convicted felon. take a victory lap, you gutless cowards. now let’s go live to Melania for her reaction to the news. you go, girl. for the first time in his soft, pampered life of criming with consequence, Little Donny ****face fought the law — and the law won. for those of you keeping score at home, that’s 34 criminal counts down and 54 criminal counts to go. let’s do everything we can do defeat Trump at the polls this November, and then let’s all sit back in 2025 and watch Donny’s three remaining criminal trials unfold. everyone is entitled to my own opinion is a reader-supported publication. 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	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more this week in stupid: June 1 edition Donny wears it, Fox News swears it, and so much more ... Jeff Tiedrich Jun 1     READ IN APP   as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at some of the highlights. Upgrade to paid sunday: coulda woulda shoulda last week, Donny got booed and heckled mercilessly at the Libertarian National Convention. no ******* way did they want him in the building, and the Libbos loudly let him know it. when you’re a broken-inside narcissist whose life is a bottomless pit of need, there’s only one way to deal with that big a public humiliation: pretend it never happened. “The reason I didn’t file paperwork for the Libertarian Nomination, which I would have absolutely gotten if I wanted it (as everyone could tell by the enthusiasm of the Crowd last night!), was the fact that, as the Republican Nominee, I am not allowed to have the Nomination of another Party. Regardless, I believe I will get a Majority of the Libertarian Votes. Junior’ Kennedy is a Radical Left Democrat, who’s destroyed everything he’s touched, especially in New York and New England, and in particular, as it relates to the Cost and Practicality of Energy. He’s not a Libertarian. Only a FOOL would vote for him!” got that? Donny could have gotten the Libertarian nomination — didn’t you hear all the cheers? they ******* loved him! — but he ultimately decided that it just wasn’t his thing. in other words, Donny meant to do that. enjoy your imaginary little victory while you can, bro. this is Future Jeff, here to tell you that your week is going to get a **** of a lot worse. monday: new Biden scandal drops Fox News found object Rachel Campos-Duffy never met a conspiracy theory she couldn’t swallow. “well we had Michael Pillsbury on last weekend and I asked him directly, because president Trump had said there’s a very strong possibility that the Chinese increase, which is about eight thousand percent increase — military-age men coming over the border — Donald Trump as alluded to perhaps they’re, you know, sort of forming cells, like an army, inside of our borders. we know that some of the terrorists are probably forming cells, just military-age men, Chinese here. and I asked Michael Pillsbury if he thought that was a possibility and he said yes, absolutely.” from the gang that brought you human trafficking out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement, comes the newest wingnut fever dream: Chinese terror cells, in a town near you — probably in that new restaurant that just opened. of course, this panic is based on zero evidence. no, it’s all a hunch that Dear Leader has — the same guy who thinks exercise is bad for you and who’s terrified of coming down with a bad case of windmill cancer. tuesday: newer Biden scandal drops a new poll shows that chocolate chip ice cream is not as popular as it used to be, and — like everything in this world — it’s Sleepy Brandon’s fault. here’s Newsmax weirdo Chris Plante to break it down. “Joseph Robinette Biden, much like his favorite flavor of ice cream, is very much in decline — very much in decline, in every imaginable way. the International Dairy Foods Association — we have one of those — they found that Joe Biden’s beloved chocolate chip didn’t even crack America’s top five favorite ice creams. that’s kind of sad, isn’t it? ice cream producers, they even scooped to low as to call it a seasonal ice cream. it’s not even an all year ice cream any more. the flavor now sits in eighth place, after being ranked at fifth place just two years ago. I think Joe Biden is probably guilty of the decline in chocolate chip ice cream popularity.” hey — Biden might be guilty of ice cream ****ery, but you know what he isn’t guilty of? he’s is not guilty of coercing a porn actress into a barely-consensual sexual encounter and then paying her to shut the **** up about it — and then creating an elaborate criminal conspiracy to hide the hush money payments in order to influence the outcome of an election. bro, we’ll take chocolate chips over all of that s*** any day of the week and twice on Sunday. hey, did you catch how Chris did his clever little play on words, “ice cream producers scooped so low?” my dude, don’t quit your day job. wait, what’s that you say? being a Newsmax jackass is your day job? oopsies. wednesday: raging bull**** get ready, boys and girls — we’re outside of Trump’s trials and it’s time for the introduction of a new piece of Dear Leader fan art. what’s it going to be this time? Donny as a superhero? a cowboy? maybe a superhero cowboy with a big ******* gun? let’s watch as dingus here unveils his latest creation. it’s … Donny as a boxer … and who is that he’s vanquished? oh, it’s Robert De Niro! that’s so cute. oh dude. oh poor delusional dude. have you checked out what Dear Leader actually looks like these days? he’s a sweaty mess whose freakishly tiny hands can’t work the trowel any more when he tries to spackle his face with burnt cork. just look at your God-Emperor. did you catch Dear Leader at his “I’m a convicted felon now” press conference? your narcoleptic homeboy is wearing his head-ferret sideways. what the ****? now check out Mr. Universe’s trim and fit physique. bro, the last time Trump had a six-pack and bulging biceps was ******* never. but sure, tell me once again how Lard-ass McGobbleburger could take anyone in a fight. that s*** never gets old. thursday: imagine there’s no woke if I asked you “who is the one person on this planet least likely to complain about all the woke,” you’d probably say “hey Uncle Jeff, it’s got to be the son of the guy who wrote ‘imagine all the people, sharing all the world,’ right?” well, guess again. “Wokism is not a religion it’s a full blown cult. I’m starting to realize we have to treat its members as victims of manipulation, indoctrination and abuse.” sigh. hey Sean, your mom has a message for you. “Tape the sound of your baby son crying. Let him listen to the tape when he is going through pain as a grown man.” when I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Yoko comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, this is you as an annoying infant. friday: god ***** it up meet “MAGA prophet” Julie Green. here’s a really cool thing about Julie: god talks to her. for reals. he’s always telling her about the awesome things that are going to happen to Dear Leader, and she passes on the Good Word to her followers. there’s just one little problem: for some reason god is always wrong. take the Trump trial. on Thursday, god told Julie that Trump would be cleared of all charges — and we know how that played out. let’s check in on Julie and see how she’s coping. “he said, there will be no guilty verdict, because there’s no crime. he will not do any time behind their bars in their prisons — no, they will not get what they wanted. no, not at all. we can say, well that was not true because there was a guilty verdict. look, he says there will be no guilty verdict. because when someone is exonerated, it’s like it never existed in the first place. you can have a fake inauguration. doesn’t mean that person in that place is a real president. you can have a fake king, to be coronated. that doesn’t mean he’s actually king. you can have a fake verdict. it doesn’t mean that person is actually guilty — at all.” ******’ god, he’s always working in those mysterious ways. saturday: ? hey, it’s still morning as I sit here writing this. but give it time, I guarantee you that some dipshit wingnut is going to do something stupid before the day is over. you can set your watch to it. have a non-stupid weekend, everyone. everyone is entitled to my own opinion is a reader-supported publication. 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The purpose of putting someone on ignore is to *INGNORE* them, not start a thread dedicated to them.

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When you think you have finally ruined President Trump but his poll numbers just go up: