Jokes - a little longer than memes

[Tigermike 3,657]

I was talking to a buddy of mine and he said his wife walked up on him and caught him looking at fishing videos she said, "What the heck are you doing? He explained, just looking at fishing videos she said, "Why aren't you looking at porn you know how to fish?" 😳🤪🤪

[AUloggerhead 2,507]

A preacher was delivering a temperance sermon one hot Sunday afternoon. With great exposition, he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

With greater conviction, he banged his fist on the pulpit; “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

Finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

Sensing he delivered a powerful sermon, he wiped his brow and sat down.

The choirmaster, with shock on his face, looked over the congregation, stood very cautiously, and announced with a wry smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: “Shall We Gather at the River?”