the GOP's latest bogus “Biden scandal” is a grade-z bull**** nothingburger

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Open in app or online the GOP's latest bogus “Biden scandal” is a grade-z bull**** nothingburger crimes are extremely difficult to prove when there is no evidence because there is no crime Jeff Tiedrich May 13     Share   hey, remember the Twitter Files? remember how it blew the lid off Joe Biden’s meddling in twitter’s moderation policies? yeah, me neither. the big takeaway from that was that Donald Trump threw a s***-fit after being called a ‘*****-ass bitch.’ remember when Kevin McCarthy gave hours of unedited Jan 6 video to Tucker Carlson? remember how Tucks used that footage to prove that Jan 6 was just a lighthearted tourist romp? yeah, me neither. the ‘report’ that aired bombed so horribly that we never heard another word about it. and former Fox employee Tucker Carlson now broadcasts an imaginary show from his basement. Upgrade to paid remember the Weaponization of Government hearing? remember how it proved whatever the **** Jim Jordan said it was going to prove? yeah, me neither. that hearing was such a snoozefest that even Fox News wouldn’t air it. this week, Republicans released the results of their four-month investigation into the very big, very bad, no good, awful Biden Crime Family. you’ll never guess how it went. actually, you absolutely will guess how it went. just look at their faces. oh boy, they sure do look triumphant, don’t they? it wasn’t supposed to work out this way. Republicans were going to nail Joe Biden right to the ******* wall. that smug druggie Hunter Biden, too. this was it. anyone unlucky enough to be named Biden was going down. the whole corrupt family. and for the GOP, this was going to be their crowning moment of glory. the entire wingnut outrage-industrial complex sprang into action. the howling screech monkeys turned it up to eleven. James Comer was all over the Sunday shows, promising to uncover the what promises to be the crime of the century. Ron Johnson elbowed his way in front of every camera he could find. on Tuesday, all the MAGA morons on social media were screaming “JUST WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.” there was just one tiny little problem. FOX BUSINESS: “Where is the Biden quid pro quo?” RON JOHNSON: “Well again, that is a difficult thing to prove.” yes, it’s true, and Ron Johnson ******* nails it here: crimes are extremely difficult to prove when there is no evidence because there is no crime. the so-called ‘proof’ was so nebulous that even Fox News wasn’t buying it. Fox News Host Brutally Confronts Comer on ‘Biden Crime Family’ Allegations: ‘You Don’t Actually Have Any Facts’ I mean, when you’ve lost Steve Doocy, it’s time to fold up your tent and go home. change your name, move to the middle of the desert, and live out the rest of your life quietly atoning. look, Republicans, enough with the dog and pony shows. show us your evidence. if there’s been a crime committed, then the Bidens absolutely should go down. because Joe Biden is not my tribal warlord and I’m not some ****** up member of some ****** up cult. but seriously, show us your evidence, if you have any. until you can, sit the **** down and shut the **** up. because we’re all ******* tired of you. everyone is entitled to my own opinion is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

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Biden Says $10 Million Payment From Romania To His Cat Is Totally Legitimate

Politics · May 12, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a tense exchange with the press today, President Biden defended himself against charges of corruption and bribery, claiming that a recent $10 million payment to his cat Willow is "totally legitimate" and there's nothing weird about it at all.

"Listen, folks, it's none of my business what deals my cat is making around the world. I know nothing about it," said the President. "Willow is the smartest cat I know, and it doesn't surprise me to hear that he provided a totally real and legitimate and non-corrupt service to the Romanian government in exchange for millions of dollars which I'm sure was fully deserved and that I've never seen. I'm not corrupt. Do you think I'd be President if I was corrupt? Come on, man!"

Sources say the White House press pool let out a collective sigh of relief, happy that their concerns were so decisively laid to rest. "When the President says he did nothing wrong, you have to believe him," said recent Georgetown grad and White House Correspondent Krissy Persimmons. "That's just science."

Journalists were also told not to worry about the $3 million Ukrainian payment to Biden's dog Major, the $12 million Chinese payment to Dr. Jill, or the dead hooker found in the trunk of Biden's Corvette.

At publishing time, the White House cat was found dead of a self-inflicted hit-and-run.

[homersapien 12,244]

You probably should clearly label that as "sarcasm" - for the MAGAs.  

Edited May 15, 2023 by homersapien

[aubiefifty 18,259]

poor ol IAM had such high hopes because he wants our leader to be as bad or more corrupt than his boy. it is just not happening. we are still waiting on proof..........

[Mikey 16,781]

1 hour ago, aubiefifty said:

we are still waiting on proof..........

Waiting for the corrupt Biden Justice Department to release said proof. Truth will come out in time, just like it did when the Russia hoax the Democrats paid for got exposed.