indictment season scorecard: your guide to Donald Trump's coming legal hell

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indictment season scorecard: your guide to Donald Trump's coming legal hell

Donald Trump is all out of good days

Jeff Tiedrich

Mar 21

 

need some cheering up? consider this: Donald Trump is all out of good days. there are none left. every day of the rest of Trump’s life is going to be worse than the day that came before it.

Trump’s lifetime of ignoring the law and getting away with it is now in the rear-view mirror. all Trump has to look forward to now is an unending hell of well-earned consequences.

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and the stupid dipshit has no one to blame but himself.

Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

Trump, you fluorescent tangerine imbecile. you could have quietly lived in the shadows and gotten with porn actresses and laundered Russian mob money for eternity, but you had to be the center of attention and now the whole world is going to watch you get indicted

3:39 PM ∙ Mar 19, 2023

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let’s have a look at all the investigations and pending trials in Trump’s future.

Stormy Daniels hush money payment

what Trump did: cheated on his third wife with porn actress Stormy Daniels and then paid her $130,000 to shut the **** up about it during his 2016 presidential campaign and then wrote the payment off as “legal expenses.”

what crimes did Trump commit: falsifying business records, tax fraud, campaign finance violations

who is bringing charges: Alvin Bragg, Manhattan District Attorney

status: indictment and arrest imminent

consequences: prison and fines

Georgia election interference

what Trump did: the big stupid baby couldn’t deal with being a big ******* loser and tried to get various Georgia election officials to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

what crimes did Trump commit: solicitation of election fraud, making of false statements to state and local governmental bodies, conspiracy, racketeering

Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1

Fulton County DA Fani Willis is now considering hitting Trump with additional racketeering and conspiracy charges for his attempts in 2020 to illegally overturn the Georgia election results. This is hugely significant because it indicates that investigators have acquired a vast… https://t.co/tTiuAuurjj

7:04 PM ∙ Mar 20, 2023

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who is bringing charges: Fani Willis, Fulton County District Attorney

status: indictment within weeks

consequences: prison and fines

theft of classified documents

what Trump did: Trump came down with a bad case of Sticky Fingers Syndrome and left the White House with cartons of classified documents that absolutely did not belong to him. lied about it. moved them. hid them. ignored multiple requests to return them.

what crimes did Trump commit: violations of Presidential Records Act, possession of classified documents, espionage, obstruction of justice

who is investigating: Jack Smith, Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice

status: investigation ongoing

consequences: prison and fines

Januuary 6th insurrection

what Trump did: once again, the big ******* loser of the 2020 presidential election couldn’t deal with being the big ******* loser that he so obviously is and so he whipped his deranged worshipers into a violent frenzy and sent them to the Capitol to stop the certification of the electoral votes. people died.

what crimes did Trump commit: obstruction of an official proceeding, obstruction of justice, conspiracy

who is investigating: Jack Smith, Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice

status: investigation ongoing

consequences: prison and fines

E. Jean Carroll civil rape case

what Trump did: exactly what it says in the heading above

what crime did Trump commit: rape

Popok @mspopok

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11:09 AM ∙ Mar 21, 2023

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status: trial starts April 25th

consequences: prison and fines

civil fraud

what Trump did: what the **** did Trump not do? lied on Trump Organization financial documents, lied on Trump Organization tax records, lied about EVERYTHING.

what crimes did Trump commit: financial fraud, tax fraud

who is prosecuting: Letitia James, Attorney General of New York

status: trial begins October 2

consequences: dissolution of the Trump Organization, fines

there you have it, folks. I know a lot of you are convinced that Trump will never be brought to justice, but there’s just too much ******* s*** going on here. no way is Trump going to skate on all these charges. as I said yesterday, keep that champagne on ice

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I am going to watch all this like watching a lobster boil in the pan. Slow rolling the bad news. 

I don't know that trump actually goes to jail, but just knowing that he will be losing ground all the time he is fighting in court will be pretty good. 

He has slimed his way out of more courtrooms than I care to count. This could go the same way.