aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 what would you hope auburn would find under the tree this christmas or holidays for any non christians? lets have some fun with this. there are some very funny folks on here which oddly enough helps to keep me coming back to this great site. lets try to make someone laugh a few minutes. remember.....it is the best medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triangletiger 1,599 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 A Cam Newton clone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never2Yield 1,005 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Continuity (from everyone involved - coaches, players, staff, administration, fans), consistency, stability, improved coaching, greater team effort, and very bright future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,610 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 what would you hope auburn would find under the tree this christmas or holidays for any non christians? lets have some fun with this. there are some very funny folks on here which oddly enough helps to keep me coming back to this great site. lets try to make someone laugh a few minutes. remember.....it is the best medicine. Trying to figure out what that is about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShocksMyBrain 9,401 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Red Rider BB gun with a compass in the stock and one of these things that tells time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never2Yield 1,005 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 what would you hope auburn would find under the tree this christmas or holidays for any non christians? lets have some fun with this. there are some very funny folks on here which oddly enough helps to keep me coming back to this great site. lets try to make someone laugh a few minutes. remember.....it is the best medicine. Trying to figure out what that is about... Non Christians do not celebrate the holidays with a Christmas Tree?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 what if we let our kids on d get open carry permits?give them tazers for christmas.we would be top ten fer sure then lol bad i know but no one is being funny.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 what would you hope auburn would find under the tree this christmas or holidays for any non christians? lets have some fun with this. there are some very funny folks on here which oddly enough helps to keep me coming back to this great site. lets try to make someone laugh a few minutes. remember.....it is the best medicine. Trying to figure out what that is about... just trying to get people joking. or if it is the religion i was just including everyone. no hidden agenda's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc4aday 1,887 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 what would you hope auburn would find under the tree this christmas or holidays for any non christians? lets have some fun with this. there are some very funny folks on here which oddly enough helps to keep me coming back to this great site. lets try to make someone laugh a few minutes. remember.....it is the best medicine. Trying to figure out what that is about... Non Christians do not celebrate the holidays with a Christmas Tree?!?!? :dunno:/> non-Christian folks are not welcome when it comes to Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 yes i know about religions and christmas trees.i type bad so i do a weird shorthand. sorry if it is confusing........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,624 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Or we could stop being so defensive and follow along with the idea of the thread. I would like an offer to join the staff under my tree. Under the Auburn tree I want a Thorpe award DB or a MLB clone of Ray Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 so now we are going to argue over religion on a joke thread? i am not promoting anyone nor bashing anyone. just trying to include everyone. shrugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoALtiger 3,875 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Sean Whites brain in Jeremy Johnson's body?? I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,124 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 If this thread read: Any non Muslims, or any non Gays or any non Jews, it would have already been locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 maybe we could hire the grinch to be our new dc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,624 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Guys, take it to PMs if you want to complain about how the OP was worded. Join in on the Christmas wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 who are you talking to 24? just curious. i hope it was another gentlemans statement about religion and not mine. for the record i am being polite. that is something my mother taught me. i try to be nice to everyone if i can. love is the higher law. now come on and someone crack a good joke........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,540 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 My list is to long.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,624 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 i wonder how ol jack would fire up the team in the locker room mr golf. would he give us "you want the truth? you can't handle the truth". i bet he could give a great pep talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FHeal 4 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 So under the Hanukkah Bush ... for the holidays (of which I'm not).... I'd like to find the lost Hurry Up while unpacking the decorations, and have a pro-set Heisman QB sign his LOI ... just to see so many back crawl all over themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 For this board to know how insanely hilarious the thread on Auburn Eagle was that had the gay dancing pickle and the hermaphroschlong in it. IT WAS EPIC... (QUE THE GIANT YELLOW BIRD...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 17,479 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 is there a link? not doubting just wanted to watch if it is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 is there a link? not doubting just wanted to watch if it is funny. I doubt they saved it in the transition. It kept me laughing for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,624 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 It was one of the best ever. Litterally laughed out loud every time I read through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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