THE ASYLUM

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Better give me one more of those koolaid drinks. Your jokes still aren't making sense.

[EagleFlight34 101]

They are very targeted jokes. Hurtful, too.

[telling tiger 156]

Yes I agree, you are quite hurtful.

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Ya'll shouldn't wear your feelings on your sleeves.

[telling tiger 156]

Parrots have wings, but I've never seen one with sleeves.

[EagleFlight34 101]

I figured you would have having lived up north for a while.

[telling tiger 156]

Weak.....terribly weak.

[EagleFlight34 101]

I blame the koolaid.

[telling tiger 156]

Imagination obscured by feathers.

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Weak.....terribly weak.

It has been a terrible week.

[EagleFlight34 101]

Imagination obscured by feathers.

Careful, you're talking like her now.

[telling tiger 156]

She should be so lucky.

[EagleFlight34 101]

Weak.....terribly weak.

It has been a terrible week.

I'm sorry. Watch Criminal Minds, and be glad you aren't in a mess like that.

[EagleFlight34 101]

She should be so lucky.

"Kinky is using a feather; perverted is using the whole bird."

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Oh, Criminal Minds night! I'm behind on that show too.

BTW, who is the she in this scenario? The parrot?

[EagleFlight34 101]

Any single woman who owns a bird, especially and specifically a parrot.

[telling tiger 156]

She should be so lucky.

"Kinky is using a feather; perverted is using the whole bird."

If you take the daily paper would you please save it for me. Bham only has 3 days a week now.

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Still lost. . . . another koolaid please.

[telling tiger 156]

If you have a bird, you need a lot of newspaper for the bottom of the cage. I've been told, I need the whole bird.

[EagleFlight34 101]

She should be so lucky.

"Kinky is using a feather; perverted is using the whole bird."

If you take the daily paper would you please save it for me. Bham only has 3 days a week now.

Oh hell....lol

[telling tiger 156]

[EagleFlight34 101]

Goodnight, sir. (Insert bow here because I still don't know how to use emoticons with this phone).

You too, Eff!

Edited January 24, 2013 by EagleFlight34

[telling tiger 156]

Consider bow observed. Thanks for listening.

[EagleFlight34 101]

Somebody turn the heat on!

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Good morning beautiful people!