Wade Christopher: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

[kickemintheB31345162796 0]

Wade Christopher lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Wade Christopher does push ups, he is actually staying still and pushing the earth away.

[mustache eagle 2,454]

is this a joke? who is wade christopher>

poor thing ... he should have learned from the other thread not to ask a question until after your tenth post ... might have given him enough perspective to understand all things Sir Christopher ...

[Allijack 0]

What was going through the minds of Wade Christophers' victims before they died? His shoe.

Wade Christopher once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

[gAUlf 1]

Both Candyman and Bloody Mary are afraid to say Wade Christopher's name while looking in a mirror.

[forcera 0]

The real reason Larry King retired...

He knew no one could match the greatness of Wade Christopher

[aujess07 4]

What was going through the minds of Wade Christophers' victims before they died? His shoe.

Wade Christopher once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

:laugh:

[El_Cid2001 0]

Often Wade Christopher would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the Auburn campus on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit his maid. So with tears in his eyes, Wade Christopher had to shoot the maid.

?????

Mr. Christopher doesn't need a phone (his brain sends out the signal for him), he doesn't need a maid (the chores do themselves out of fear), and if someone were bitten by a cobra, he could easily suck out the poison. I've actually heard that snake venom is his drink of choice because liquor is "too soft", so I don't think he'd mind.

One single drop of Wade Christopher's blood is the magic cure for all disease.

[El_Cid2001 0]

Often Wade Christopher would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the Auburn campus on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit his maid. So with tears in his eyes, Wade Christopher had to shoot the maid.

?????

Mr. Christopher doesn't need a phone (his brain sends out the signal for him), he doesn't need a maid (the chores do themselves out of fear), and if someone were bitten by a cobra, he could easily suck out the poison. I've actually heard that snake venom is his drink of choice because liquor is "too soft", so I don't think he'd mind.

One single drop of Wade Christopher's blood is the magic cure for all disease.

The only problem...no one can make him bleed.

[genebeliever 0]

Wade Christopher taught Sully Sullenberger how to fly. Wade Christopher taught Aquaman how to swim. That is not a tattoo on Mike Tyson's face, it is a bruise from Wade's backhand.

[yeaauburn 21]

I once saw WC pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel....

[Warbird82 160]

Although Wade Christopher had a bird in hand...he got the two in the bush as well.

[ShugFan 0]

Although Wade Christopher had a bird in hand...he got the two in the bush as well.

Simply by opening his other hand and looking at the other two birds.

[au21tigers 0]

The real reason Larry King retired...

He knew no one could match the greatness of Wade Christopher

:laugh: :laugh:

[Warbird82 160]

Although Wade Christopher had a bird in hand...he got the two in the bush as well.

Simply by opening his other hand and looking at the other two birds.

Of course he did...that goes without saying.

[aujess07 4]

Wade Christopher doesn't ask "Who's your daddy?" because he already knows the answer..

[HardcoreAU79 0]

Why are dinosaurs extinct ?  Wade Christopher

[aujess07 4]

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Wade Christopher would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

[fly757au 0]

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Wade Christopher would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Not true...not even Wade Christopher can defeat Wade Christopher.

[aujess07 4]

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Wade Christopher didn't kill you in your sleep.

[Allijack 0]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Wade Christopher.

They once made Wade Christopher toilet paper, but it wouldn't take any crap off of any one.

[api1957 1,783]

Wade Christopher sneezed just once in his life. And that is the last time any one saw the planet Alderon.

[Eagle Flight 0]

Freddy Krueger moved from Elm Street because of the nightmares he had, after he found out Wade bought the last house on the left.