My Wife Says I have too much Auburn Stuff......She is putting her foot down?

[aupops2 9]

And you guys gave me a hard time over my comment in the "recruits i wish we had gotten" thread?!!  What hypocrites!!

[SCWarEagle 4]

Tell her marriage isn't about putting your foot down, and then scream WAR DAMN EAGLE at the top of your lungs.

[tdtiger71 0]

Simple.  Start buying her alot of Auburn stuffs than she will have just as much.

[Tigerbelle 5,299]

Well now....we don't have the whole story here. The much-abused-by-AE-posters wife could have her reasons. There are reasons could even be valid. Perhaps she'd like room in the house for her children's beds, or an unobstructed path to the bathroom. Or maybe even some wall space for family photos. Maybe all she wants is one little corner for her own things, and for her children to have just a small place to sleep and play. Is that asking too much?

[redfish999991345162870 0]

'Bet she has more............

[Guest shirley4au9]

There's really no such thing as too much...

I'm CONSTANTLY buying Auburn-related pictures and decor for my house. I've got an unhealthy obsession for autographed stuff..bought a ton of stuff from some of the people on this board, actually! So yeah...if you lose and need to sell some stuff..you know where to find me lol

I'm in..I'll take some things off your hands.

[Tiger Growlin 0]

Tell her it's called the MAN CAVE for a reason! Go away before I throw out some of your shoes to make room for more AU stuff.

[aubie951345162983 0]

Dude, you married the wrong one. My wife has more Auburn stuff than I do. For valentines (Monday dummies) buy her a orange and blue night gown or underwear. Then tell her "you have to much orange and blue on. WDE!

[augolf1716 21,939]

Ok I've already said it once. Divorce her now. If she doesn't agree then play this song for her. Now everyone I'm kidding. Poor Tom Dooley

[aubie951345162983 0]

Golf, you need to lay off the hard liquor. That is aweful. You been drinkin again?

[augolf1716 21,939]

Golf, you need to lay off the hard liquor. That is aweful. You been drinkin again?

No I'm bored

[augolf1716 21,939]

aubie95 this is just for you... try to remember

[aubie951345162983 0]

I remember our taste in music are different. Maybe our taste in liquor is much the same.

[oldaufeller 367]

Play the emotions:

Guilt: There are kids all over the world going to bed tonight without Auburn stuff.  The shame of it. 

Romance: Tell her you think of her when you look at it.

Fear: Get drunk and burn a corndog in the oven. Tell her to be thankful you're not lsu. 

Pride: Tell her the Auburn gear reminds you that you're a man - lest you become, um, otherwise....

Common sense!: Sell your stuff and put the money towards a luxury suite in Jordan-Hare.

[augolf1716 21,939]

I remember our taste in music are different. Maybe our taste in liquor is much the same.

Really I love all types of music.

[aubie951345162983 0]

I remember our taste in music are different. Maybe our taste in liquor is much the same.

Really I love all types of music.

And all types of liquor.

[aubie951345162983 0]

all types of music you mean country and western.

[augolf1716 21,939]

No just beer. Sorry

[augolf1716 21,939]

Sorry guys and gals lets get back to the topic. I take the blame. For the last time aubie95 I love all types of music. Moody Blues rule

[aubie951345162983 0]

Sorry, It is slow tonight on AE. Everybody at bball game, or out with wife (or mistress) for valentines.

[Tigerbelle 5,299]

Play the emotions:

Guilt: There are kids all over the world going to bed tonight without Auburn stuff.  The shame of it. 

Romance: Tell her you think of her when you look at it.

Fear: Get drunk and burn a corndog in the oven. Tell her to be thankful you're not lsu. 

Pride: Tell her the Auburn gear reminds you that you're a man - lest you become, um, otherwise....

Common sense!: Sell your stuff and put the money towards a luxury suite in Jordan-Hare.

AH HA!  Some new tricks revealed by a master manipulator! You men think you're so smart.....

If you burned a corn dog in the oven....you'd have to eat it for dinner and then clean up the mess you made. 

[wareagle987 0]

Thoughts? 

My wife says we don't have enough!!

I'll trade w/ you and give some boot to go with her

[thacheetah11 18]

My advice would be go buy some more stuff! I actually bought two national championship t-shirts last night at Dillards for $20! 

WDE

[storyofmylife182 0]

You can never have enough Auburn gear. I have an Auburn hood cover, mats, and head rest just for my car. I won't even talk about what I have in my game room and the signatures I'm collecting. I usually wear an Auburn polo to work 1-2 times a week. This gear is just second nature.

[lionheartkc 6,150]

That's kind of like saying you've had too much sex, ice cream, or apple pie.

Is there such a thing? 

Yes... too much of the last two can lead to a serious reduction in the first... and I don't even want to think about the results of too much of the first..........