Phil1345162948 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 On another post, I noticed someone said, "Nick Fairley will drink their tears!" Well, we've all seen the Chuck Norris" facts (e.g., Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.) I'd like to see some Auburn themed ones...any creative folks out there? AE might could even do some shirts or something. I dunno, just a passing thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Search Cam Newton Stiff-arm. That should take care of a few pages of facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallcotiger 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Contrary to popular opinion there actually is enough of Nick Fairley to go around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallcotiger 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Nick Fairley doesn't read books. He just stares them down until they give him the information that he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 http://www.auburneagle.com/WEAForum/index.php?topic=20771.0 Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aufanatic01 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Contrary to scientific fact and gravity, the moon does not circle the earch, it circles Nick Fairley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallcotiger 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 The movie Alien vs Predator was originally titled Aliens vs Predators vs Nick Fairley but after pre release screening the title was changed and Fairley was removed from the cast. The reason.......nobody would pay $10 for a movie that was only 10 seconds long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallcotiger 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 It has been proven scientifically that Cam Newton was not fathered by a mortal man. Although unsure of exactly how the most common held theory is that he somehow went back into time and fathered himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ausoldiergrad 57 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 When Cam Newton jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Cam Newtony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacher1345162942 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 before the boogey goes to bed he checks his closet for nick fairley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacher1345162942 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 tim tebow wears cam newton pajamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacher1345162942 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 cam newton can blow bubbles with beef jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyMtnTiger 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Cam Newton swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills and it made him blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacher1345162942 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 nick fairley doesnt wear a watch. he tells time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolinatiger1345162863 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Nick Fairley destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoopScore 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Nick Fairley's tears don't cure anything because he doesn't cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacher1345162942 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 nick fairley is why waldo is hiding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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