aubiefifty

wassup big shooter?

dang i was gonna get you to paint my toenails.............yes i am warped for sure.

how many of you maga's have donated to trumps go fund me? lol

Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more fork over $364 million, you fraudulent **** settle in as we explore the s***-blizzard of financial ruin that’s about to bury Trump Jeff Tiedrich Feb 17 READ IN APP “A lack of contrition that borders on pathological.” — Judge Arthur Engoron so, the s*** finally hit the fan. yesterday afternoon, Judge Engoron dropped the hammer and found Little Donny ****face, his two ****hole sons — Individual-1 Junior and The Dumb One — and skeevy accountant Allen Weisselberg liable to the tune of 364 million bucks. additionally, Trump is forbidden from heading any New York-based corporation for three years, and is forbidden from receiving loans from New York banks. I don’t know what happened here. Donny had a foolproof strategy of acting like a childish a**hole during the trial — sighing, waving his arms, keeping up a running commentary, and occasionally bolting from the courtroom — and somehow all this failed to charm the judge. maybe it was all the times Trump called Engoron a socialist maniac that failed to win the day. or maybe it’s simply that Donny is a life-long conman and fraudster, and he finally got caught. settle in as we explore the s***-blizzard of financial ruin that’s about to bury Trump. Upgrade to paid first of all, the cash Trump has to come up with is a lot more than $364 mil. it’s actually closer to $450 million. you see, interest on the judgement accrues from when the fraud occurred — not from the time of the trial. so Trump is already on the hook for interest going back years. and oh wait — we almost forgot about the millions he now owes to the woman he raped, E. Jean Carroll. ok, let’s factor that in. Trump doesn’t have half a billion in cash lying around — and he’s forbidden to borrow money from banks — so he’s going to have to sell some of his vermin-infested properties. oh, and there’s also a court-appointed monitor, Barbara Jones, who will oversee all of Trump’s future financial transactions. Donny can’t do s*** without first asking her pretty-please if it’s ok. don’t cry, Donny — we’re throwing in this tiny violin for free. it looks as if Trump is ******-er than ******, so is it any wonder that he spent the evening melting straight the **** down on his crappy app? does anyone have any idea what Trump is yammering about? he keeps talking about how his case was “was already won in the appellate division.” no it wasn’t. Trump hasn’t won s***. Trump is a ******* loser. is this just some bedtime story that his parking garage lawyers tell him to keep him from stroking out? don’t worry, Donny. you actually won. now here’s your binky, it’s time for beddy-bye. hey — speaking of parking garage lawyers, look who’s still alive and kicking. it’s Alina Habba! apparently Trump can’t find anyone to replace her so she’s still going on Newsmax and stupiding at a mile a minute. “the damages and restitution should go to Donald Trump. president Trump has been in three years of fights with Miss James and her team, and he didn’t do anything wrong.” yeah, no. that’s not how this works, Little Ms Can’t Fake Smart. that’s not how any of this works. now let’s take a look at what the most-gullible dumb-asases in the universe are up to. oh look, they’ve started a go-fund-me to bail out Dear Leader’s ass. hey, they’ve already raised $12,204 to keep their cult leader from having to rummage through skid row trash cans in search of his next meal. keep it up, clowns. you only have $354,987,796 to go! Donald Trump is a vainglorious moron who did this to himself. he could have lived in the shadows and quietly continued to launder Russian mob money and lie to banks for the rest of his life, and no one would have been the wiser. but he had to put himself under the bright lights of the most visible job in the world, and crime so flagrantly that people naturally started digging around. remember, though — the violin’s free. everyone is entitled to my own opinion is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

i know my eye sight is bad but did you paint your feet?

is that you for real ?

we need to push for kids or members to hold aufam signs up for ANY gameday event it would be great for the board. i cannot stand statefarm but their marketing is pretty cool for the small cost of a net hat.

i thought only really old people could call folks sonny. if one is going to lash out it should be funny. be like fiddy folks . um well not the big dummy aubie but the shock humor and handsome and awesome aubie...........i am bipolar so tellme which side you want to talk to. grins

ok i got you. i really hate to say this but sometimes i get confused and read things wrong. you are always pretty much a straight shooter. and that is my old age i think and not gummies.

they need to show auburn stuff more and talk less. we need charles and fishback to bump it up a few notches.

so far gameday has been boring.

i have an auto rookie card of his.........

I am selling boxes of tissues with snowflake prints on the cheap. hit me up.................

i am not gonna kid you guys......i got chills when the team started singing............

I found something finally!

i love how you think! plus i love your dog..............

WOW! There is absolutely nothing on football today. Even youtube is slacking. i am gonna have to have a talk with these guys......... if something pops up i will post it.i got basketball and baseball stuff you guys can check out.